Thursday, November 20, 2008

Self-Cleaning Toilet Seat

This was installed in my company's office in Milan. Yes, i know, I am damn kaw Jakun!




Could this be indeed, the answer for women to spend less time lining their toilet seat in public toilet???

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Happy 2nd Birthday Ryan Boy

You know despite your naughtiness. Despite you doing what you are doing. Despite you causing me and mummy sleepless nights entertaining you at 4am in the morning, we love you very much.

Today is your birthday and i know you are too young to read still, but have a good one.


Mei Mei Poo Poo la - smelly

Mummy says she will take you out for the day and let you go crazy.

Papa promise that he will come back early today to spend more hours with you today.

Love You boy.


I am Ryan, hear me Roar!

Monday, November 17, 2008

Ad Re-Direction Sorted out

Some stupid GRABMYADS application has sort of redirected my blog to some stupid place...and hence, taking my traffic away.

My eyes almost drop out when i saw my readership went from the usual high 200s to a low 13!

I've since removed the grabmyads application and has sent it to oblivion.

If you have this application, my advice is to delete it.

Having said that, i'm back in KL. Currently catching up on work.

Be back in a jiffy with more updates.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

It's My Birthday. I am 32 Years Young.

It is my birthday today.

The meeting today was long and tiredsome, but we were all rewarded by the Milan office boss to a classic Italian dinner.

From Incoherent Ramblings

The higher management guys

Rissoto, penne pasta and blue cheese in carbonara sauce as starter. Main were
grilled baby squid and beef cooked rare, served with potatoes.


Starter


Main

Dessert were TIRAMISU and I tell you…it was damn heavenly and it tasted like those mille crepe that was sold in Sect 17.



It was top off with some lemon liquer that was half frozen in the freezer.



Jet Lag starting to come in and I figured by the time I am used to the biorhythm, it’s time to head home!

I might not be able to update much after today as Internet is not cheap and the meetings doesn’t allow me to get connected. But I will do my best to update with more pics when I have the chance, so come back for more.

OK, it's almost 0130 here in Milan. outside temp is about 5 degree C and wind is at 9km/h. It is forecasted to be raining heavily later today and that would meant it will get colder. News has it that Northern Italy already snowing. Will i be lucky to see snow before i leave?

And thanks in advance with the wishes! (damn kaw perasan right?)

:D


My Italian Experience

SQ738 was sort of a relief for me. I tried hard to sleep and I finally did at 2am Malaysian time. I made it a point to at least sleep until 8.30am Malaysia time, by then; there are only 4 more hours to Milan.

I took the aisle seat, with only one more Spanish woman sharing my row and she took the window seat.

The leg space was a good change from those Air Asia or Firefly experience. My legs could breath. Only irritating portion is one American man behind me which has the bad habit of shaking his legs and it shook me up every time he does that. Then I have this other Spanish couple in front which the husband loves to jump on the seat.

I finally reached Milan at 0530. Milan airport reminds me of Subang Airport. Malpensa looked really run down, but nevertheless interesting.





I went to the train station and the automatic dispenser did not want to accept notes, only coins. I went back to the terminal and nothing was open until 0630.



I then walked back to the train ticketing station and noticed some notes in English…



How am I to know when everything is basically in Italiano?

I no speako italiano, si?

Anyway, my first encounter with Milan wasn’t really pleasant. I spoke to a few travelers and they sort of told me I don’t need to buy a ticket to take the train and I can pay onboard – just pay extra Euro2 (from now onwards, Euro will be denoted with E).

The thing is, I can wait, but the train won’t go. The bus is also on strike and those expensive looking Taxi won’t move either.



Somehow, at 7.30 am, the ticket counter open and I bought my tix.

“mumble mumble E1.00?”, the ticketing fella asked.

“Sorry, I not speako italiano, si?”, I answered.

I do not have small change, smallest was E10. That fella said something or should I say some phrases that I no comprehendo and threw (yes, threw) the change in front of me.

How rude.

But that’s how Italians are, si?



The train ride took 40 minutes and I reach Cardona Station (which is basically the middle of the town). I came out and managed to stop one taxi (VW Golf) and again…the Italians take it that everyone “understando englishi”.

“Atahotel Fieramilano”, I try to say it as best as I could.

It was the most expensive 6 minutes ride that I ever had – E6.60

Walked into the hotel and request that I check in. To my horror, I can’t do so until…1400 hours!

It was about 0830 that time and I was thinking what I am supposed to do for the next 6 hours. So, I asked for a map and used the GPS to mark where I am (so, I could find my way back), set the NORTH on the map and went exploring. The GPS is only as good as the Map installed, and I do not have any Italy Map installed, let alone those POIs (Point Of Interests). But having a digital compass and a map should suffice.

Well, that is until I got all confused with the Italian road names.

Via Cardona. Via Dante. Via Matteo Bandello. Corso Magenta. Piazza S. Ambrogio. I can go on and it won’t make any sense.

And the building all looked the same after some time.




My Milan Adventure took me (imagine the map as a clock) from the hotel at 11 o’clock to 6 o’clock (and only realized that I was lost!) and to 5 o’clock. I walked a total of 20 odd KM yesterday – with my laptop with me (hoping to find Starbucks or Coffee Bean to surf for free)…

And no one told me there is no Starbucks or Coffee Bean in Milan.

I think I’m just stupid. I’m in the country of Cappuccino. Country where they drink coffee in small little cup (which will angers any Chinamen for ripping them E1.50/cup/shot) and i am looking for overpriced designer coffee??? I got to be joking, si?

Anyhow, by stroke of luck, I found Santo Marie D.Grazie Church…or Church of St. Mary the Great – the very same place that Last Supper painting sits.

Of course I am excited!



Look, I’m no Christian to start with, nor am I even a Catholic, but I felt the connection as my wife and kids are Catholics. So, it’s only natural for me to go into the church and seek blessing.

And was I bowled over.

The church was beautiful. Those paintings on the WALL. Those architectures, those Renaissance feel in the air. I was humbled.






I went to the shop and managed to get some Rosaries for wifey and family. I thought the spiritual gifts would be more relevant compared to say…overpriced tourist T-shirt or Quirky magnets. And those Rosaries aren’t cheap either…but they have the authenticity by having the word ITALY embossed behind the cross. I just hope those aren’t Made in China. :P

To make it even better, i managed to get the Father to bless the rosaries...in Italian!

I hope when i bring it back to KL, language won't be an issue... (LOL!)



I then walked towards Cardona station and came across a bakery or café. They sell pizza by the weight. Check it out.







As you would have guessed it, it’s my lunch. The dough is not "jelak" like those Pizza Huts or Dominos or Shakeys. It was perfecto. The cheese gave it more flavour and the whole package, though bought from some cafe, was delicious. It is true that there is no such thing as bad food in Italy!

After that, I walked to a Castello (or Castle) in the middle of the city. I tell you, it is totally different to be seeing a real life castle in front of you. The sheer size of it. The imposing structure. Your mind immediately goes back to those knights day and you could almost imagine the soldiers firing their arrows and slinging those catapults into the enemy, pulverizing them. I could almost imagine the draw bridge and the water surrounding the castles. And then, right at the front gate, there were blacks, plying their trade selling fake Prada’s and Gucci bags, damn kaw spoil the scenery man!

I entered the castle and I was felt so small compared the sheer size of the castle. Unbelievable.

Here are some pics of the castle.









I exited the castello and I saw two Chinese couple (and I guess they are from China as they looked every bit and spoke every bit and dress every bit of them). They must be some really effluent Chinese from mainland that could afford to fly to Milan to have their wedding pics taken, and they have a Bentley limo taking them around! WTF!



I cross the street across the castle and came across this café selling gelato. They are everywhere in Milan, but I am yet to taste any of them. It was also then when I saw something that turned me instantly into some teenagers in heat.

Sports Shop.

I almost went crazy inside.

Luckily, I am limited by my own budget, else, trust that I will be checking in 2 luggages on my return journey.

I think the control must have come from going to the church.

From there, I headed to Via Dante. That is like the most fashionable street in Milan. Some of you are probably right. No one dresses badly in Milan. But I guess that is because they only know one shade – dark.

The women wear knee high boots, which is totally relevant with the weather (high of 14 and low of 7). The men are usually in their leather coats or overcoats. At the end of the street was the Post Office. I went in there and headed to the counter to buy stamps. FYI, stamps collecting isn’t the hobby of the young. In the post office special counter/shop, old people are collecting them like trading cards. I bought about E14 of stamps for a colleague that collects them.

Exiting the GPO, I turned left and saw the most imposing Cathedral I’ve ever seen.

The Duomo.



This must be the equivalent of Trafalgar Square in UK. Time Square in New York (?) and Dataran Merdeka in KL (NOT!)

Inside the Cathedral was even more impressive than the Santo Marie church I went to.

It.Was.Carniverous.

I reckon at least two 747 plane could fit inside with no problem.

Here are some pics of the Cathedral.







I then headed to Galleria Vit Em II. Which is basically where all the branded stuffs are sold. Even McD has to ditch their Red color scheme and settle for GOLD.

From Incoherent Ramblings


Gaya eh?

I then bought myself some food for dinner. It was some bread with loads of meat slices in between.






After that, I headed back to the hotel, I reckon a good 5km walk from Duomo to Fieramilano.

It was almost a recovery “walk” for me after PowerMan.

I was back in the room by 1900 and it was already very dark. Because of the weather, I did not break a single drop of sweat. It was unbelievable.

I took a shower and headed straight to bed. Technically, at 1900 hours…it is 1am in Malaysia!

That summed up my Day (and maybe the ONLY day) i get to know Milan!

Monday, November 10, 2008

My PowerMan Race

Before i go on, here is my dinner.





The above is a QUAD stacker from Burger King. Four fat laden beef patties on four pieces of oily cheese topped with some hydrogenated fat sauce and pieces of deep fried bacon.

The only healthy portion was the sesame seeds on the top of the bun.

But it was good.

The same can't be said about my performance in PowerMan race yesterday.

Mervyn and I drove up to Lumut yesterday morning at 3am and reached Lumut at 5.30am. Upon arrival, we helped Melody and Adele to set up the secretariat table (put covers on top la) and waited for Bandit to come over with the timing chip.

Participants slowly trickles in by 6am and we checked in the bike by 6.30am.


The Devil - Exorcised

By 7.00am, Mervyn and myself was starting to feel really really lethargic. In fact, if any of us were to sit down at one place, we will just fall asleep! Nevermind the Ktubah Subuh blaring from the speaker at the mosque behind (and frankly, i was shocked at what that was preached...ISA stuff man!)

By 7.30am, everyone was at the starting line and the usual suspect were all there.


With AJ and Mervyn

Seriously, i was half wanting to race. At that hour, i calculated that i only managed to sleep a total of 6 hours within the past 48 hours (Friday - 4hours, Saturday 2 hours).

I know that's the wrong mindset to start with and it goes totally against my racing principle "to defeat myself" and i am not gonna let fatigue takes over, not the Powerman race, no SIR!

The gun went off at 7.30am and it was a frenzy at the starting line. The pros are most probably a good 1km away by the time i cross the starting line. I made my pace slowly, going at a good 6:10 pace before picking up to 5:30 midway. By then, i've caught up with AJ, Zabil, Julie and Yusran. I tried to maintain those superhuman pace set by AJ and Zabil.


I was smiling because i managed to keep up with the two super IronMan

By the 7th KM, i found myself catching up with more people and was going at a cool 5:00 pace. I knew if i maintained the pace, i would either suffer the rest of the race, or post a possible PB for the distance.

Since i've pretty made up my mind that this race will be a TRAINING first and a RACE second, i find no excuse not to push myself.

It was all smile when i crossed the 11km mark in 57minutes. It was my best 11km run.

Went into transition and spent a good 5 minutes there as i find it hard to reach out to my shoes with both sides of the bike still next to mine. It was almost impossible and i had to kneel down to pull my shoes out. By that time, Mervyn has left me almost 3 minutes away.

It was a slow stroll from the bike rack to the bike out. Reason was the cycling shoes wasn't meant to walk on those soft mushy wet field. I did not want to dirty my anniversary gift in such unglam manner (inshort, sayang la).

I mounted the bike and pedalled away. Minutes into the biking section, i started to get cramps on both my calves. It was hardly 1km into the biking and haven't even reach those double bump near the stadium.

I was cursing myself.

Could it be me pushing too hard during the run?

Or could it be me, just being tired?

I caught up with Ariff and the cramps got worse. Looking at my calves, i saw both the inner calves muscle contracting and caving in. Not good. It was painful (and i am paying the price for that NOW).

A short hill came about at Sg Sitiawan and i power pedalled through. Magically, the cramp went away! How can it be? I started to tell myself that as long as the cramps stayed at bay/in-control, i stand a good chance to finish the biking. I will consider the run later. Yes, i was thinking of quitting!

After the short climb over the Sg Sitiawan river, i power pedalled all the way through. I was going at 35km/h everytime i looked at my meter and never a km/h short of that. I appear to smile, but it was actually me breathing hard and trying to contain the pain in the calves.

The second waves of cramps came about and it magically went off again after the power climb through the slight incline up the second bridge.

And then, the last bridge overlooking the exit of Sg Perak to Straits Of Melaka came about. It was a big climb (because the middle of the bridge needs to be high enough to let boats/ships clear).

But i never am afriad of climbs. I love hills. And i tell you, it helped a lot.

I powered through as if i was gonna catch up with the leader of the pack (which by the way, has a good cool 16km or ahead of me as i met them half way on the opposite side).




I managed to close the first 32km within 1 hour. I was pleasantly suprised to see an average speed of 31.5km/h on the first lap. The second lap wasn't any kinder to me as the sun starts coming out and the cramps return everytime on the flats.

Again, the same thing happen when i climbed. I repeated the same thing and power through the biking section. At the last 6km to transition, the energy level took a big dip and that was when Laif came from behind with his spanking new Planet-X and dissappeared into the horizon.

The last 6km was me, trying really hard not to drop down and scream in agony because of the uncontained cramps. Stretching the calves muscle on the bike at 4.30 clock pedal position does not help and seems to make it even worse. I had to bite bitter pill the final 6km and settle for a 1:10 split.

My final bike average was a 29.5km/h; which i think was damn good despite the cramps through the 64km.

Pushing my bike gingerly through the transition, i almost blew my cool when particiapant 188 and 189 happily placed their bikes in the place of 190 and 191. Leaving me with no place but potentially place in 192. But 193 already came back from biking and that would meant 192 would not have any place to place his bike if i selfishly put my bike in 192's place (and claim ignorance)

Being the considerate racer that i am, i decided to help place 188 and 189 back to their respective places. I could had just throw their bike on the ground but i did not.

The final run of 10km was the most painful i ever had this year. It was worse than my IronMan marathon! I struggled through the whole 10km!

I tried running and only managed the first 5km. Everyone i managed to overtake on the bike happily strut past me like walking in the park. Elaine (Boey) ran up to me and walked with me a few hundred meters before leaving me to inhale her dust.

It was painful. Really painful.


Long Straight Road Of Loneliness

I whipped up my phone and video called wifey to let her know i am ok, but struggling.

I ran a bit and walked a bit and the last 3km was spent walking.

Walking so slowly that someone else walking could overtake me as well!

I was struggling up till the final 500meters and Jaja managed to shoot this picture of me....struggling.


gotta lose those weights i gained after IM08 - i looked fat. I am fat

I jogged to the finish line when i entered the stadium.

The 10KM run took me a good 1:29 to finish and i am damn shy about that.

It wasn't the explosive finish i envisioned in my mind.

But nevertheless, i finished the 11-64-10 race.


4:39 - hardly impressive and my worse outing ever

I am 3rd time PowerMan with the completion of yesterday's race.

I am looking to my fourth and i hope to better the timing to below 4:10.

I would give myself an F9 for performance, but a C3 for effort.

And i am so looking forward to sleep through the 13 hours flight which i will be boarding to Milan in the next 1 hour.

To all the new PowerMan and returning Powerman...WELL DONE. You guys and girls truly deserves a big QUAD Stacker for your effort!

I'm gonna miss my wife and kids.

See you all in Milan!